Had your puta madre moment? Good. Let's turn it into a real plan.

MexPath — Mexico Relocation ConsultantsPaid advisory for Americans moving to Mexico

Move to Mexico with clarity, not chaos

If you're coming from putamadre, you already know why you're here.You're done with the noise, the stress, and the feeling of being stuck.Now you want the next chapter — but you don't want to screw it up.MexPath is run by Americans who already live in Mexico.We're not selling you a dream. We're helping you make a smart decision and execute it in the right order.

Mexico Relocation Strategy Call$200 · 60 minutes · privateThis is the first step for everyone.In one call, we'll get you out of "maybe" and into a clear decision.Then you'll receive a written 1-page summary of your plan (what to do next, in order).

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What you'll walk away with1) A clear decision
Yes — here's how to do it right
Not yet — here's what to change first
No — here's why and what to do instead2) A city/region short list
Based on your lifestyle, budget, and risk tolerance (not internet hype).3) The correct sequence
What to do first, second, third — so you don't create expensive problems.4) A practical reality check
Cost of living, housing realities, residency pathways (non-legal overview), and what people underestimate.5) A written 1-page plan
Delivered after the call so you're not relying on memory.

Why this call is paidThere's a reason most people stay stuck: they keep collecting opinions.This call is paid because it's not content — it's decision support from people who already made the move and live the outcome.You can absolutely DIY this.Most people do — after wasting months and money.This is the shortcut to clarity (without the fantasy).

What this is NOTNot legal advice
Not immigration representation
Not real estate sales
Not a free Q&A
Not "move tomorrow" hypeIt's advisory. Clean, realistic, and actionable.

Mexico Relocation Strategy Call$200 · 60 minutes · private

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putamadre names the breaking point.
MexPath is what you do after.MexPath provides advisory services only. No legal/immigration services. No real estate sales.